To Chetan Bhagat With Love

          Since childhood i have been taught by family to be respectful towards elder, teachers & girls, strangely never ever it crossed my mind to be abusive and disrespectful towards either of them. Only now i realized that being respectful towards girls is first criteria can help one get lucky in sex, second criterion being polished fluent English will help guys to get girls thus sexually satisfaction is guaranteed. Mahatma Gandhi was in London, an Englishman asked Gandhi 'Why do you Indians have different colored skins? Look at us, we all have the same color'.Gandhi replied 'Horses have different colors but all donkeys have the same color!' In this case according to your prophecy English communication skills is  passport to gentlemen behavior and definitely girls is unknown to masses whose mother tongue isn't English.I didn't know that who coined the word "Bhakt" on internet (twitter) , but now anyone supporting a cause from protecting cow slaughter to celebrating Holi to seeking equal treatment for Hindus is categorized as Bhakt by morons you are vehemently defending .
           I always considered you an intelligent,reasonable & smart person and your  academic past lends credence to it , unfortunately after reading about your thought of Hindi speaking guys as frustrated losers has not only disappointed me but made me wonder about your abilities to understand Indian males. I don't know whether you were at India Gate among protesters fighting for "Nirbhaya" trust me majority of them weren't oxford graduates but local youth from government schools and colleges riddled with inferiority complex and sexually frustrated in your eyes. Believe me respecting girls and being in good books of girls has nothing to do with conversation in English or being a proud Hindu. 

        Being proud of ones culture, tradition and Hinduism  and getting assertive so as to defend it is obviously new in India, where we are accustomed to seeing only other religious groups vocal and vociferously defending there faiths, therefore it becomes difficult for few to acknowledge that hindus have equal right to protest. Only problem for people like you and your ilks is when common people confront and single out concocted stories and poke fun at stupid media celebrities on social media. 

 Though the precious right to speak is exploited earlier by the English speaking elite class of yours but now slowly by masses thus frustrating celebrities who till now go unchallenged . The word Internet Hindu by SG  for everyone who's aggressive towards her is equally abusing in my opinion , doesn't bracketing Hindu word with derogatory& abusive people on twitter insinuate religion ? It's true some people irrespective of gender go overboard to exploit the freedom to speak and anonymity does benefit such hate mongers but twitter is full of abusers who are perfectly sound in english and abhor anything remotely hindu, guess that's acceptable to you. I am not defending few bad apples but doesn't calling a democratically elected PM as stalker makes you question those "outspoken" women ? If people question there ridiculously cheap comments they are instantly labeled as Bhakts such is the idiocy propagated. 

             Most important and in the end would like to tell you learning new skills(language included) makes one grow ,one shouldn't stop learning but denouncing someone because of his inefficiency to speak some language is outright derogatory,also, don't belittle and question the intelligence of girls to judge boys on just communication skills. Stereotyping compatriots is absurdity , though some emotionally aggressive people get rude at times but such kind are less numerically and available in both the camps. It's high time your Oxford returned elites smell the coffee and stop playing victim card after provoking rather they should introspect for why large section of people gets annoyed by there tweets.As a practicing Hindu i too felt offended when saffron bullying or Internet Hindu words are coined but don't get abusive . Just like you offered advice to Bhakts about honing linguistic skills here's a piece of advice from Sant Kabir in "Hindi" for you .